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Fancy a fuck?

with a very horny duck?

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Created on 2011-09-05 16:46:22 (#1089439), last updated 2012-08-11 (266 weeks ago)

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Name:Roy Smith
Birthdate:Sep 10
Location:In your bed, under your covers.
I'm Roy HIV Smith - a hot and horny stud at your service ;)

I live in Liverpool with my father Walter and my stepsister Daisy. My step-"brother" Derek lives in Poland.

My best friend is Kurt Hall. Yes, THE Kurt Hall. He wants you to get down on your knees, sluts. ;)

I work in a zoo, my favourite place on earth... gotta love all the animals. ;)

I'm polyamorous, baby, so I'm not sticking with just one girlfriend or boyfriend. Any more offers? ;)

I love sex with animals, especially ducks. If you don't like it, just fuck off. ;)

I'm a nice guy really. Don't be fooled by all the gossip and rumors flying around. ;)

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